Conservation officers' tales - June 2005 (2005-06-07)
KICKING THE BUCKET
A shore angler saw Conservation Officer (CO) Todd VanderWeyst (Paynesville)
approaching. The man knew he was overlimit, so he kicked his pail into the
water. Several fish remained in the pail while other fish remained within
reach because they were dead. Prior to collecting the fish that were kicked
back into the water, the angler still was over the limit. His fishing
partner stated he forgot his license at home. The officer checked with the
Electronic Licensing System Center. He found the angler had not purchased a
license. If the angler had a license, he still had 10 fish too many. After
running the angler's driver license with dispatch, it was found that he had
a warrant out for his arrest. The angler did not have a license, because it
was revoked for several previous violations.
DEER PROBLEM
CO Chris Howe (St. Peter) investigated a complaint of a tame deer that was
released after having been pen raised and held in captivity for two years.
The deer is used to people and cars and hangs around houses and roads. There
have been several close calls with vehicles. The officer is working with DNR
Wildlife on a solution.
MISTAKING A SKUNK FOR A BEAR
Officer Jeff Halverson (Staples) reported the bear a landowner shot at night
in his backyard turned out to be a nuisance skunk.
SENSELESS
CO Mike Shelden (Alexandria) interviewed an individual who admitted shooting
a pelican with a .22 rifle. Not only did the individual illegally take the
pelican within the city of Alexandria, the shot was in direct line with a
park.
GAME WARDEN 3, SLUGGERS 0
CO Lloyd Steen (Ray) cited three adult males fishing in a boat and using the
suckers they were catching as batting practice with a baseball bat. Final
score: Game Warden 3, Sluggers 0.
HE CHOOSE TO KEEP THE MONEY
CO Don Bozovsky (Hibbing) reported that spring cleaning brought out an above
average amount of litter being disposed of in the woods. One subject was
fined $262 (could have been fined for more than $1,500) for dumping litter.
He had been paid by a relative to dispose of it properly, but chose to keep
the money instead.
ZAPPING BULLHEADS
CO Jackie Glaser (Mound) reported two individuals in Eden Prairie were
catching bullheads with a rod and reel, electrocuting them with a "bug
zapper" and leaving them lay on the public fishing pier.
WHAT A WASTE
Officer Jeremy Woinarowicz (Thief River Falls) received a call of wanton
waste in the Twin Lakes Wildlife Management Area. An individual had dumped
five skinned, whole whitetail deer in a ditch. All of the meat from the
animals was wasted. Woinarowicz also received a complaint of a deer shot in
an alfalfa field. This animal went to waste because it was shot and left to
die.
WASN’T EXPECTED
CO Dale Ebel (Duluth) observed anglers in one boat in particular catch a
fair number of fish. When checked, the anglers didn't have any life jackets
on board and their registration expired in 2003. When asked why this
happened, they said it was a small private lake and they didn't expect the
game warden to gain access to the lake. Ebel explained even though it was a
private lake, wardens have access to it. All laws pertain to them whether
they are on a lake with a public access or a lake that doesn't have one. He
also explained they can drown just as easy on either lake.
WHERE DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING?
CO Dennis Lang (Perham) and CO Dan Malinowski (Fosston) observed a rowboat
with 2004 registration displayed. The operator refused to come to the dock
to talk when asked, pulled up anchor and rowed away. Malinowski said, "I
don't know where he thought he was going to go, but he finally came back. He
was much more subdued and his language was nicer. He even apologized for
telling officers to shoot him as he rowed away."
DEVINE INTERVENTION
CO Brian Buria (Bigfork) reported a Northome resident deposited debris from
a remodeling project (bathtub, vinyl flooring, ceiling tile, etc.) in the
woods a mile west of Effie. The only clue in the more than 10 yards of
garbage was a Bible that had the printed name of the previous homeowner who
died over 20 years ago.
A KILLING MACHINE
CO Marty Stage (Babbitt) assisted an 1854 Authority officer in removing and
documenting a gill net on Lake Vermilion. The net was an illegal type and
had been abandoned without markings (probably due to recent arrests for
other illegal gill nets in the area). A responsible angler reported it after
snagging it with his fishing lure. Local cabin owners assisted with their
boat and dock. The net was full of melting, rotten walleyes and other fish.
Luckily, the fisherman who snagged it was able to pull it to the surface
enough to identify it as a net or it would have killed a lot more fish
before the net itself deteriorated. A lost or abandoned net is a killing
machine!
WADING IN THEIR BOXERS
CO Luke Croatt (Wealthwood) ran into two gentlemen who were having trouble
landing their boat due to windy conditions. Both parties reduced themselves
to their boxers and waded into the cold water to land the boat. Even this
predicament didn't slow them down from going back out to fish. This gives
new meaning to the definition of "hearty fishermen."
I’LL HAVE TO CALL MY BROTHER
CO Tim Jenniges (Windom) came upon a motor vehicle stuck up to the axle on a
wildlife management area. With no money left to pay for a tow truck, the man
ended up calling a brother in Sioux City, Iowa, to come to the rescue.
Rather expensive catfish in the long run.
WONDER IF THAT LOON HAD A LICENSE?
CO Bob Mlynar (Aitkin) received a report that a loon allegedly pulled a rod
and reel, hook, line and bobber out of a fisherman's hands on Cedar Lake one
evening. No loons were found the following morning with any problems on the
lake and none was seen flying with a trailing rod and reel.
DUCK!
CO Brent Speldrich (McGregor) received a call from a concerned citizen
regarding a duck nest in a tree. The caller said the ducks kept falling out
of the nest. After removing the ducks, the caller found there were several
more in the nest and the mother was also present. People are reminded that
the wild critters usually don't need human help. The mothers are nearby and
will take care of their young. People should leave the critters where they
find them.
WASHING AWAY THE MUD
CO Paul Kuske (Pierz) reported a group of ATVer’s was apprehended after two
landowners called to report the group was tearing up wetlands on their
properties. When the CO contacted the group at their cabin, two of the ATVs
were parked in the lake being washed off, while other ATVs waited their
turn, covered in mud and vegetation. The group of seven face charges and
restitution for damage. During a four-hour period on a Sunday, Kuske had 21
enforcement contacts for various ATV violations.
DIDN’T ADD UP
CO Jackie Glaser (Mound) checked a group of four individuals that had 93
sunfish in possession on Lake Minnetonka. When asked if they knew how many
fish they had they stated, "We had our honor roll student count them and he
counted exactly 80 sunfish; doesn't that mean something?" It means the
student's math skills need a bit more work.
ILLOGICAL REASONING
CO Mike Shelden (Alexandria) reported a situation where an 11-year-old was
riding an ATV without a helmet on a county road. The father's comment was
that at least the youth isn't involved with drugs.
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