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DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked,
"Johnny, do you think Noah did
a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny.
"How could he, with just two worms?"

ALL POINTS BULLETIN
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

UPDATE: Don't Look Now, But They Just Found Al-Zarqawi